Funny Quilter Humor Tees
Guild Notes

Our funniest quilting tees start with a wild hair day and end with a great quilt. Every bird in this flock has feathers that clearly tangled with the thread basket, from a frizzy fluffball sipping wine at her machine to a wide-beaked finch wrapped in patchwork, and they're all fine with it: Quilt Hair Don't Care.
It's for the quilter who can laugh at the lint in her hair and the thread on her sweater. Hair: wild. Quilt: finished. Priorities: correct.

Our funniest quilting tees start with a wild hair day and end with a great quilt. Every bird in this flock has feathers that clearly tangled with the thread basket, from a frizzy fluffball sipping wine at her machine to a wide-beaked finch wrapped in patchwork, and they're all fine with it: Quilt Hair Don't Care.
It's for the quilter who can laugh at the lint in her hair and the thread on her sweater. Hair: wild. Quilt: finished. Priorities: correct.
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Quilteontologist: Nerves of Steel, Very Tight Cheeks
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Quilteontologist: My Quilts Deserve Wine
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Quilteontologist: My Fabric Has a Better System Than My Life
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Quilteontologist: My Definition of Rest Is Fabric
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Quilteontologist: More Sense After the Second Glass
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Quilteontologist: Measure Twice, Still Clench
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Quilteontologist: It Just Started With One Quilt
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Quilteontologist: It All Started With One Quilt
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Quilteontologist: In Case This One Needed a Friend
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Quilteontologist: Hold My Breath and Clench Everything
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Quilteontologist: Guild Times Are All Fabric Talk
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Quilteontologist: Guild Nights, Zero Self Control
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Quilteontologist: Fixed It Three Times, Had Some Wine
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Quilteontologist: Fabric More Organized Than My Life
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Quilteontologist: Cut With Confidence and a Full Clench
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Quilteontologist: Commit to the Cut, Cheeks File a Complaint
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Quilteontologist: Coffee Before I Thread This Needle
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Quilteontologist: Cheeks Hold the Tension
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Quilteontologist: Chaos, a Rotary Cutter, Squeezed Cheeks
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Quilteontologist: Chaos Happened, Then I Added Binding
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Quilteontologist: Brought Extra Fabric Just in Case
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Quilteontologist: Bought More Fabric, Feel Amazing
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