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Funny Quilter Humor Tees

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Curlene Spoolworth ~ Women's Fit Tee

Our funniest quilting tees start with a wild hair day and end with a great quilt. Every bird in this flock has feathers that clearly tangled with the thread basket, from a frizzy fluffball sipping wine at her machine to a wide-beaked finch wrapped in patchwork, and they're all fine with it: Quilt Hair Don't Care.

It's for the quilter who can laugh at the lint in her hair and the thread on her sweater. Hair: wild. Quilt: finished. Priorities: correct.

Velma Nightwing ~ Women's Fit Tee
Curlene Spoolworth ~ Women's Fit Tee

Our funniest quilting tees start with a wild hair day and end with a great quilt. Every bird in this flock has feathers that clearly tangled with the thread basket, from a frizzy fluffball sipping wine at her machine to a wide-beaked finch wrapped in patchwork, and they're all fine with it: Quilt Hair Don't Care.

It's for the quilter who can laugh at the lint in her hair and the thread on her sweater. Hair: wild. Quilt: finished. Priorities: correct.

Velma Nightwing ~ Women's Fit Tee
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