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Quilteontologist: My Fabric Has a Better System Than My Life ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

Holds the coffee. Keeps the sass.
$26.31
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Embrace Your Inner Quilteontologist

You know the drill. Your fabric stash is a meticulously cataloged masterpiece, a testament to dedication and future projects. Meanwhile, life's other details… well, they have a charm of their own. For those who find solace in perfectly organized textiles and a touch of delightful disarray elsewhere, this piece speaks your truth.

It's more than just a statement; it’s a badge of honor for anyone who lives and breathes the vibrant world of quilting, acknowledging the hilarious realities of a passionate crafter's existence. Let the world know where your priorities (and best organizational skills) truly lie.



This glossy white ceramic mug from Chic Quilter comes in 11oz or 15oz, because some UFO piles demand a bigger caffeine reserve than others. The full-wrap sublimation print circles the mug like a well-planned quilt block, while the classic C-handle fits hands still cramped from a marathon binding session. Microwave safe and top-rack dishwasher friendly, though hand washing keeps the print crisp longer ~ think of it as pressing your seams before you stitch.

  • Brand: ORCA Coatings
  • Fabrication: Black Ceramic Mug
  • Finish: Glosssy
  • Sizes: 15oz (0.44 l) -or- 11oz (0.3l)

  • Microwave Safe: Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating
  • Dishwasher Safe: Suitable for dishwasher use

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Quilteontologist: My Fabric Has a Better System Than My Life ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

$26.31

Various® std-mug ~ Coffee Mug

**Coffee Mug ~ First Seam Fuel**

The morning mug is the first editorial decision of a quilter's day, and this one states a position: white ceramic, a design worth reading across the kitchen table, and two sizes ~ the reasonable one and the honest one. Microwave safe, because the reheat is a load-bearing part of every sewing morning; dishwasher safe, because so is not handwashing. A mug from this line has a predictable career: it becomes the favorite, it is quietly defended from houseguests, and it eventually commutes to the studio and never comes back. Plan for this. The backup mug is not an indulgence... it is infrastructure.

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