Sew Funny Tees, Puns Traded Across the Cutting Table
Guild Notes

Sew Funny Tees are packed with the puns quilters trade across the cutting table. Sew far, sew good. I came, I sewed, I swore, and then the seam ripper earned its title as MVP. Pins out, sass up, and please, hands off my stash.
These are for the sewist whose sense of humor is as sharp as her fabric scissors and who treats sewing as both cardio and therapy. Wear a tee to the next guild meeting and see how fast the seam ripper joke makes it around the table.

Sew Funny Tees are packed with the puns quilters trade across the cutting table. Sew far, sew good. I came, I sewed, I swore, and then the seam ripper earned its title as MVP. Pins out, sass up, and please, hands off my stash.
These are for the sewist whose sense of humor is as sharp as her fabric scissors and who treats sewing as both cardio and therapy. Wear a tee to the next guild meeting and see how fast the seam ripper joke makes it around the table.