Resting Stitch Face Society

Membership is automatic. You joined the first time someone asked if you were done with that quilt yet. Here are the sayings we have all said out loud, plus the characters who say them best: a penguin sewciopath, a galaxy stitcher, Bias Billie, Cleo Patch Ra, Florence Needle-Gale, and a Quilteontologist with strong feelings about fabric sales.

For the quilter whose resting face has a bobbin in it, and for the friend who knows exactly which retreat cabin she means. Pick the one that says the thing you were already thinking.