Humor Basics ~ The Starter Kit

Some jokes are electives. These are the requirements: Sewciopath, Fabric Scientist, Afraid Seam? Laughed the Ripper. One read establishes exactly what kind of quilter has entered the room: one with a rotary cutter and a fully developed sense of humor about it.
Start here if you are choosing your first Chic Quilter design (or your first for someone else). Broad enough that the whole guild laughs, sharp enough that nobody has seen it at the mall. Basic training, in the best sense.

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Quilteontologist: My Sewing Machine Is Calling Me
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