Every sewing room needs a sign on the door, and every quilter eventually realizes the sign should just be on her. That is the Sew Funny Tees: the notices you would post if anyone in the house read notices.
The headline piece says it in full: Heading to My Craft Room. If I'm Not Back in 48 Hours, Don't Alert the Police, Just Bring Food and Water. Hands Off My Stash is shorter and just as binding. Too Much Fabric? I Think the Phrase You Are Looking For Is Too Small Sewing Room corrects the record before anyone opens their mouth. Sewing Forever, Housework Whenever sets the household priorities in writing.
Then come the confessions. I Came. I Sewed. I Swore. Seam Ripper MVP. Sewing Is My Cardio (it counts, we checked with no one). Life Is Short, Buy the Fabric. Stitch, Please. Pins Out, Sass Up. And Sewciopath, for the friend who describes her free-motion quilting the way other people describe a crime scene.
Most of these are relaxed-fit tees, with premium cuts and V-necks mixed in. Pick the notice. Wear it to the fabric store and watch a stranger nod.
Read every sign: https://chicquilter.com/collections/sew-funny-tees
Written by Jenny. Thanks for reading.
