{"product_id":"quilteontologist-what-too-hot-to-quilt-looks-like-ceramic-coffee-mug-5505628","title":"Quilteontologist: What Too Hot to Quilt Looks Like ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFinally, Your Scientific Title\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep into the lab of fabric artistry with a statement that's both brilliant and hilariously true. This piece celebrates the dedicated—and occasionally temperature-sensitive—'quilteontologist' within, whose passion knows no bounds, even if the mercury soars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou understand the meticulous research, the precise execution, and the undeniable truth that sometimes, it's just too hot for another stitch. Let your sense of humor shine as brightly as your latest creation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis glossy white ceramic mug from Chic Quilter comes in 11oz or 15oz, because some UFO piles demand a bigger caffeine reserve than others. The full-wrap sublimation print circles the mug like a well-planned quilt block, while the classic C-handle fits hands still cramped from a marathon binding session. Microwave safe and top-rack dishwasher friendly, though hand washing keeps the print crisp longer ~ think of it as pressing your seams before you stitch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":50980064166074,"sku":"MD-179655709","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":50980064198842,"sku":"MD-179655710","price":26.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/4419\/6282\/files\/55f4ae99-420a-408c-a031-212905b6e738.jpg?v=1794095090","url":"https:\/\/chicquilter.com\/products\/quilteontologist-what-too-hot-to-quilt-looks-like-ceramic-coffee-mug-5505628","provider":"Chic Quilter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}